Instructions Jokes

The turkey says, "gobble, gobble."
I appreciate it when food comes with instructions.
My wife: Oh look, here's instructions on building a carpenter bee trap.

Me: Shouldn't they be able to do that themselves?
"Dad, how do you cast spells?"
"You just follow the instructions."

"Which instructions?"

"Yeah, they're the ones."
The instructions on this stick deodorant said "remove cap and push up bottom"...
I can hardly walk!
“Nurse: handing me a newborn You got this? Me: Sometimes I have to dig through the trash to re-read the instructions for mac ‘n’ cheese” – @mommy_cusses
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