My wife got a straw for her drink... When she sat down, she took a sip, and frustratedly sighed "My straw has a hole in it!" I replied "I should hope it has two!"
Over quarantine, I’ve really gotten into gardening. I am especially enamored with growing chard varieties. So much so I’ve written a book of poems about their taproots. I hope to one day be recognized as the beet poet of our generation!
"Can you help me get this pots and pans drawer in order? Something seems stuck here", My wife said one morning. To which I said, "Sure honey, I hope this pans out"
“No one is full of more false hope than a parent bringing a chair to the beach.” – @simoncholland
“Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath, and hope we’ve set aside enough money to pay for our kids’ therapy.” —Michelle Pfeiffer
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