“If you know how many cupcakes I’m holding behind my back I’ll give you both of them.” ― Unknown
"When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half-eaten sandwich." — Violet Matters
A man with spine cancer walks up to his friend His friend notices that the man is holding his back while walking up to him His friend asks "What's wrong?". The man says "My back is killing me".
I think I'm going to remove my spine. It's only holding me back.
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