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Trumpet Puns
One of my ancestors was once hired by Henry VIII to teach his son to play the trumpet
He was a Tudor tooter tutor.
Chocolate Puns
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
Funny Marriage Quotes
“We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.” - Henry Youngman
“My wife dresses to kill, she cooks the same way.” - Henry Youngman
Funny Money Quotes
“What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.”- Henry Youngman
Food Quotes
"Americans will eat garbage provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup."
— Henry James
History Puns
Henry VIII had breathing troubles - he had no heir!
Medieval Puns
Why did Henry VIII struggle to breathe?
He had no heir!
Coffee Puns
How did Henry VIII like his coffee? Decap.
Funny Work Quotes
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.” — Henry Kissenger
“It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.” — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Viking Puns
Was Henry VI a ViKing?
Dinosaur Puns
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
Garden Quotes
"Bulb: potential flower buried in Autumn, never to be seen again."
- Henry Beard
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