Forms Jokes

There are so many forms of martial arts, itโ€™s hard to keep track of.
Kind of.. Kung Fusing
A linguistics professor says during a lecture that, "In English, a double negative forms a positive. But in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative." But then a voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
I've always considered mountain plateaus to be the highest forms of flattery.
โ€œDogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?โ€
Jerry Seinfeld
โ€œDogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of themโ€™s making a poop, the other oneโ€™s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?โ€

- Jerry Seinfeld.
โ€œI just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you canโ€™t get killed by a blank?โ€ โ€” Milton Berle
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