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Garden Puns
What is it called when a gardener covertly listens to foliage falling in the fall?
Leaves-dropping.
Garden centers are attempting to stem a fall in the sale of fresh flowers.
Funny Break Up Lines
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Funny Aging Quotes
"Maybe itโ€™s true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out." - Phyllis Diller
Orange Puns
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
Werewolf Puns
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
Mushroom Puns
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!
Monster Puns
What do vampires do when they are trying to fall asleep?
Count Draculas.
Troll Puns
Why did the troll fall back with his army?
He didn't want to be ogre-run by the enemy.
Witch Puns
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
Clothes Pick Up Lines
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
Funny Parenting Quotes
โ€œ12 weeks old: when your kid is young enough to fall asleep on your chest, yet long enough to kick you in the nuts at the same time.โ€ โ€“ Lin-Manuel Miranda
Ogre Puns
Why did the troll fall back with his army?
He didn't want to be ogre-run by the enemy.
Literary Pick Up Lines
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
โ€• Toni Morrison, Jazz
Friendship Quotes
โ€œWe are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you upโ€ฆ after I finish laughing.โ€
โ€” Unknown
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