Even Jokes

Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
Even Pepcid AC canโ€™t stop my heart from burning for you.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
โ€œIโ€™m glad I donโ€™t have to hunt my own food, I donโ€™t even know where sandwiches live.โ€
โ€• Unknown
"After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations."
โ€” Oscar Wilde
"I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food."
โ€” W.C. Fields
Are you my homework? Because Iโ€™m not doing you, even though I should.
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldnโ€™t keep me from you!
Are you the moon? Because even when itโ€™s dark, you still seem to shine.
You must be Saturn Because I feel attracted to you even when Iโ€™m a million miles away!
Are you the moon? Because even when itโ€™s dark you still seem to shine.
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you even after I'm sixty-four!
Even The Beatles think that we should "Come Together." "Right now."
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