Direction Jokes

Except the direction I'm walking in.
What is a vectorโ€™s favorite band? One Direction!
Speed and Velocity are brothers.
Velocity has a family, is rich and teaches classes around the world.
Speed dropped out and still lives with his parents.
They think Speed lacks Direction.
When you get a rainbow after the rain at least you are moving in the bright direction.
Chuck Norris never retreats; He just attacks in the opposite direction.
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
My partner was always criticising my sense of direction... So I packed up and right!
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