Defeat Jokes

I won an argument about weather forecasting accuracy. My fellow debater's logic was cloudy. After his defeat, he was fuming and he stormed out of the room.
Defeat in soccer is only bitter if you swallow it.
How do you defeat a meat-loving vampire? With a steak to the heart!
Why did Alexander not like eating chicken legs? Because he hated defeat.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
How did the mummy defeat Superman? He had Cryptonite.
Why does the dolphin kingdom never go to war?
Because it would defeat the porpoise.
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