Crust Jokes

What kind of apple isn't an apple? A pineapple. What did the apple say to the apple pie? "You've got some crust."
There was a young schoolboy of Rye,
Who was baked by mistake in a pie.
To his motherโ€™s disgust,
He emerged through the crust,
And exclaimed, with a yawn, Where am I?
What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas?
Cheeses Crust.
How does bread win over friends?
โ€œYou can crust me.โ€
hatโ€™s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
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