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Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."
Cherry Puns
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
Garden Quotes
"Real gardeners buy at least ten thousand plants in the course of a lifetime without having the least idea where they'll put any of them when they get home."
— Anonymous
Elf Puns
What kind of bread do elves use to make sandwiches?
Why shortbread of course!
Peach Puns
During the summer break, I enrolled myself in a peach coding course.
Meat Puns
What’s the best part of a cow? The topside, of course.
What’s the best pick up line for someone you meet in a steak restaurant? “Nice to meat you”, of course.”
What would you call a steak that leaped off the table and ran away? Fast food, of course.
Utensils Puns
How do you make cheese even better?
You use a cheese grater of course!
Funny Work Quotes
“As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.” — Tom Goins
Gnome Puns
Where do gnomes first go when they log on to the internet?
The gnome page of course!
Did you hear about the gnome rogue?
Of course not, that g is silent!
Halloween Pick Up Lines
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
Strawberry Puns
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
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