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Cost Jokes

Space Puns
I would have gone to space, but the cost is astronomical!
Shark Puns
I thought swimming with the dolphins was expensive, but swimming with the sharks cost me an arm and a leg!
Deer Puns
How much does it cost to fly Santaโ€™s sleigh?
About 9 bucks.
Travel Pick Up Lines
Belize me, baby, I will Peru'v my love for you at any Cost.
Boat Puns
Why are big boats called "Yachts"?
Because they cost "Yachts of money".
Toilet Puns
Why does it cost $1 to use the urinal at the Department of Homeland Security?
If you pee something, pay something.
Frankenstein Puns
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
Dolphin Puns
I thought swimming with the dolphins was expensive, but swimming with the sharks cost me an arm and a leg!
Jokes For Women
What is the main difference between men and boys? Men's toys cost more.
Puns
Why was the bouncy castle so expensive? Due to the cost of inflation.
Funny Aging Quotes
"You know youโ€™re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." โ€“ Bob Hope
Food Quotes
โ€œYou know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.โ€
โ€• Unknown
Funny Work Quotes
โ€œEducation cost money. But then again so does ignorance.โ€ โ€“ Sir Claus Moser
Tableware Puns
I didn't get this "World's Greatest Dad" mug for nothing.
It cost $14.99
Ear Puns
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?
It's a buccaneer
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