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Committed Jokes

Boat Puns
Did you hear about the boat dock that committed murder?
Heโ€™s going to be judged by a jury of its piers.
Funny Parenting Quotes
โ€œHaving a child is liking getting a tattoo on your face. You better be committed.โ€

- 'Eat Pray Love'.
Music Puns
Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
Funny Marriage Quotes
โ€œI am a very committed wife. And I should be committed, tooโ€”for being married so many times.โ€ โ€”Elizabeth Taylor
Fire Puns
A butt lit a house on fire.
So I guess he committed Arse-on
Break Up Lines
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
Christian Quotes
Christianity is the strangest religion ever set up, for it committed a murder upon Jesus in order to redeem mankind from the sin of eating an apple. -- Thomas Paine
Jokes For Women
Whatโ€™s the best way to find a truly committed man?
Visit the closest mental hospital.
Moon Puns
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
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