After buying grocers, I sat on the San Francisco pier and pondered life. My laundry detergent tipped over... Now Iām sittin on the dock of a bay, watching my Tide roll away.
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater. The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
āMarrying a man is like buying something youāve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesnāt always go with everything else in the house.ā āJean Kerr
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