People tend to compare aging to a bottle of wine. You find yourself a little stout and round, And dust may litter your behind. Like the grapes that create a fine wine, The fruits of your labor have become your wisom from age. Timeless and valued beyond compare, And the lable may need a bit of repair. But unlucky for you, None of this is true. I wish I could say something better, My friend, you have aged like cheddar.
"If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, keep away from children." – Susan Savannah
A man meets a fairy. "I grant you 2 wishes" , says the fairy. "I want a bottle of beer that never gets empty" , says the man. He starts to drink. After two minutes he stops drinking and the bottle is still full. "And youre second wish?" the fairy asks. "Another one of those."
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