Bend Jokes

At dinner tonight my mother in law asked why my sons knife had a bend in it
I told her itโ€™s so he can cut corners
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
"I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor"- Joan Rivers
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it canโ€™t bend its legs.
The vet said itโ€™s a cute kid knee disorder.
โ€œIt doesnโ€™t matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up.โ€ ~ Anonymous
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