Basically Jokes

"Parenting is basically just listening to yourself talk because nobody else is." - Unknown
“Parents of newborn babies are basically hostages in their own house with a severe case of Stockholm Syndrome.” – Nate Smith
“Parents of newborn babies are basically hostages in their own house with a severe case of Stockholm Syndrome.”

- Nate Smith.
Ice hockey is basically just guys wearing knife shoes fighting each other with long sticks for the last Oreo.
“I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically, dogs think humans are nuts.”

- John Steinbeck.
The pot of coffee he just made is basically break fluid.
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