Application Jokes

What happened to the dull knife's application?
It was turned down, he just couldn't make the cut.
“The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.​” — Stanley J. Randall
My parents used my Uber to go and file the application ending their marriage.
I gave the driver one star. He drove my parents to divorce.
I'm planning on making an application that randomly closes the video game you are playing and opens a different one.
It's going to be a game changer.
The pilot was lucky. He always had work. Whenever he made an application, it was almost certain that he would land a job.
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