Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
โIโm totally โthat dadโ who leaves a note in my sonโs lunch box. One day Iโll actually start putting food in there also.โ
- Steve Ryan.
โEveryone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world, but they are also terrorists. Youโll realize this as soon as theyโre born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.โ
โIn order to maintain a wellยญ-balanced perspective, the person who has a dog to worship him should also have a cat to ignore him.โ โPeterborough Examiner, Canada
A man has found water while digging in his backyard. For many years, he used the water at home saving tons of money until one day, the water stopped flowing. So he dug a little bit further and found water again and used it for years until it also dried up. This time, he went further, brought a digging machine, and dug a deeper hole until he found water. Neighbors, annoyed by the noise, called the local sheriff who arrives to check what was happening in the backyard. The sheriff discovering the scene in the backyard says: "Well, well, well ... What have we got here?"
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