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Ability Jokes

Flower Puns
What does an alcoholic flower say when they reach out for help?
Lilac the ability to stop.
Grass Puns
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
Funny Work Quotes
โ€œExecutive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.โ€ โ€“ Earl Nightingale
Father Puns
My father had the uncanny ability to know which way the wind blew by feeling his jugular...
`It was his weather vein.
Elephant Puns
Looking after more than one elephant at a time requires the ability to multi-tusk.
Tea Puns
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
Horse Puns
What is the lesser-known sport used to measure a horseโ€™s singing ability?
Carol racing.
Art Puns
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
Funny Parenting Quotes
โ€œNever underestimate a childโ€™s ability to get into more trouble.โ€

- Martin Mull.
Storm Puns
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.
Spider Puns
How does spider man always come up with such clever comebacks?
Because with great power, comes great response ability.
Quotes
โ€œMy ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.โ€
Tina Fey
โ€œTact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.โ€
Abraham Lincoln
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