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Chick Accuses Some of Her Male Colleagues of Sexism
The male pig puts everyone to sleep.
You might say he’s quite a boar.
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
Too Hot For TV
Too Hot For TV Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Se*?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
What do you call two male avocados who hang out and drink together?
Avocabros.
A man goes to his male doctor after several tests and tells him, "Give it to me straight doc!"
The doctor replies, "That's impossible, we're both male."
They both laugh and the doctor says, "Besides, I don't want AIDS."
Two male zebras in the Zoo started making rap-music.
They're called the Zbruhs.
A recent finding by statisticians shows the average human has one breast and one testicle.
The world’s population is split sort of evenly between men and women, making the average human part male, part female, and a complete pain to shop for.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
What's the best way to force a male to do sit ups? Put the remote control between his toes.
How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male? All he's concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs.
What did God say after creating man? I can do so much better.
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