Eight

To Be Eight Again
To Be Eight Again A husband was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she’d like as a gift. “I’d like to be 8 again,” she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her birthday, he rose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, with popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed, exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well dear, what was it like being 8 again?" Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you idiot!"
What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
What has eight arms and an IQ of 60? Four guys watching a football game.
What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!
Why is 88 better than 69? Because you get eight twice.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Two 4's.
Two 4's who?
No need to make lunch we already 8.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine!
What’s black and white, has eight wheels and travels very fast?
A panda on roller skates.
Teacher: "If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?"

Little Johnny: "Big hands!"
Grandmother Of Eight Makes Hole In One
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights.
“From the ages of eight to 18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge.”
Jarod Kintz