Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.