What is a DJs favorite vegetable?
A turnip.
What vegetable is kind of cool?
The Radish.
Which vegetable is the most qualified?
Qualiflower.
What are a submissive's favorite vegetables?
Collared greens.
Which vegetable is most likely to be your friend?
The broccoli.
Michelle Obama’s favorite vegetable? Barack-oli.
What is the executioner’s favorite vegetable?
A head of lettuce.
What do you call the Commander of a vegetable army?
A kernel.
Why isn’t the tomato a vegetable?
It couldn’t catch up.
What vegetable isnt allowed on cruise ships?
Leeks.
What is a vegetable's favourite part of the song?
When the beet drops!
Where do vegetables keep their money?
In the credit onion.
What do you call a depressed vegetable
Despairagus.
What did the vicar use for his vegetable patch?
Lettuce spray.
What are the best vegetables to sleep under?
a can of peas.
Who is the best kung fu vegetable?
Brocc lee.
Bad vegetable puns are dreadful.
It’s a truly rotten experience.
"Darling, shall we buy some vegetables for tonight?"
"Yes, lettuce!"
What did the vegetable say at the party?
Lettuce turnip the beet!
What do you call a communist vegetable
a soviet onion.
Where does Thor grow his vegetables?
In his Asgarden.
You're about half as likely to die from a vegetable pun as you artichoke.
What vegetable did King Arthur pull from the stone?
Exparagus.
What do you call it when vegetables have siblings?
Pumpkin.
Did you hear the one about the apathetic vegetable?
It didn't carrot all.
What should you do if you drop a root vegetable face down?
Turnip over.