What's the best kind of pan to make sushi in?
Japan.
How is Europe like a frying pan?
It has Greece at the bottom.
What did the astronaut see in his frying pan?
An Unidentified Frying Object.
My girlfriend was arrested for assault using an iron skillet
We'll see how this pans out but I think she's fried.
My son asked me where the pan was.
I told him, naturally, it went on a wok.
"Can you help me get this pots and pans drawer in order? Something seems stuck here", My wife said one morning.
To which I said, "Sure honey, I hope this pans out"
My favorite restaurant started serving a superhero-themed skillet breakfast.
Turns out it was just The Flash in a pan.
Wife is frying a lot of mushrooms in a tiny pan.
Me: Doesn't look like you have mushroom left in there.
What do you call a monk who steals a grilled cheese sandwich right off the griddle?
Out of the frying pan and into the friar.
I bought this strange novelty baking pan shaped like Camelot.
I think I'll break it in by making a castlerole.
How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in a frying pan?
Take away its tiny brooms
Did you hear about the dangerous alcoholic who consumed his booze from a sizzling Chinese frying pan?
He liked to drink risky on the woks
I left my job at the Chinese restaurant and took my favourite frying pan, until I heard the owner yell...
"Don’t wok away from me!"
I was watching a new cooking show where you only get to pick one pan to use the whole time…
It's called, "Do You Have The Skillet Takes?!"