Cell phones are a static symbol.
My mobile phone has a tuneless ring tone. It's chordless.
What is a tiny cell phone called? A microphone.
Apple is announcing a new cell phone for children.
iKid you not.
A friend of mine has a mobile phone shaped like an Italian dumpling. It's a gnocchia.
What do cell phones order at dinner?
Apps.
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring
Did you hear about the cell phone that got arrested?
It was charged with battery.
My cell phone got drunk.
It took too many screenshots.
You might be able to use a smuggled cell phone in prison.
You just have to have cell coverage.
What group of people always had the highest cell phone bills?
The Romans.
What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?
A gap in coverage.
Why didn't the cell phone wear his glasses? He lost his contacts.
What happens when you cross a cell phone with a skunk?
You get stinky service!
Why does Mr. Potato need a cell phone? Incase Mr. Onion Rings.
You didn't hear the joke about cell phones?
Probably because it had a bad reception.
Why did a pirate leave the boat to get his forgotten cell phone? Booty calls.
Why don't birds make cell phone calls? They might accidentally wing the wrong number.
I got a new cell phone for my wife...
Pretty awesome trade if you ask me!
How does the cell phone call his girlfriend on Valentine's Day? He gives her a ring.
Why did the hobbit set his cell phone to vibrate?
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
My wife and I got married under a cell phone tower.
The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was perfect.
I deleted all my German friends from my cell phone contact list.
Now I'm Hanns free.
Since getting sober, I decided to go with the cheapest cell phone provider I can find!
Way fewer bars!!!
How come an owl turns his cell phone off at night? So he doesn't get any hooty calls.
What did the therapist say to the angry client when their cell phone battery died?
I suggest you find an outlet!
Mobile phones have been around longer than people think.
I was watching this film the other day and heard Sir Lancelot ask someone to fetch his charger.
If they could prove cell phones give deadly radiation
You could say to people you don't like "cant talk right now, you're giving me cancer".
While I was driving, I saw another person driving while talking on his cell phone.
I got so mad, I threw my beer at him.
What is a phone's favorite TV show? Game of Phones.
Why don't skeletons have a mobile? They don't have any body to talk to.