Why did the fork feel kinky near the spoon?
Because it was a tease spoon.
How do you call clothings for spoons?
Silverwear
I always remember to eat my soup with a spoon.
It’s un-fork-edible.
When you lick the icing off a spoon are you defrosting it?
Did you hear about the spoon? It caused quite a stir!
My wife was scratching the glass jar with a metal spoon...
It was jarring!!!
why did the spoon show up dressed as a knife ?
Invitation said to look sharp.
Why were the utensils stuck together?
They were spooning.
I ate a spoon of food color...
Now i'm dying inside.
I went into the kitchen and found that someone replaced all the cutting utensils with spoons
That wasn't knife.
Why can't we make jokes about the cutlery incident?
It's too spoon.
What's the best type of spoon?
I'll tell you ladle.
Took my giant spoon to my cooking class last night. It caused quite a stir.
Why can't you use a wooden spoon in a Teflon pan?
Because its non stick.
I forgot my fork so tried to eat my lunch with just a spoon. It was pointless.
Asked my friend why a knife is his favourite utensil.
He said “a spoon and a fork just don’t cut it”.
Had to my dinner with just a knife and spoon last night...
It wasn't easy, but that's a fork-gone conclusion.
Did you hear about the journalist who became a sterling silver spoon salesman?
He finally found the scoop he was looking for.
I've decided to stop being a fork and become a spoon.
I just woke up one day and didn't see the point anymore.
Last night while cooking, my serving spoon's handle broke off. My husband walked in and said:
How very un-ladle-like!
My friend just got 3 kittens named Spoon, Fork, and Knife. When I asked why those names, they smiled and said, "Isn't it obvious?"
"They're catlery"
I was on the road yesterday with my metal detector looking for some cutlery....
I found plenty of spoons and knives but I didn't stop, until I hit a fork in the road.