Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital? A: He was feeling really crumbie!
Q: Where does a boat go when it's sick? A: To the dock!
Q: What is a dentist's favorite animal? A: A molar bear!
Q: What did the dentist get for an award? A: A little plaque
Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist? A: To get a root canal.
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Q: Why did the pillow go to the doctor? A: He was feeling all stuffed up!
Q: Why did the king go to the dentist? A: To get his teeth crowned!
Q: Doctor, I keep hearing a ringing sound. A: Then answer the phone!
Q: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet? A: I don't know, the dentist kept it.
Q: What does a dentist do during an earthquake? A: She braces herself!
Q: What did one tooth say to the other tooth? A: Thar's gold in them fills!
Q: When does a doctor get mad? A: When he runs out of patients!
Q: What did the tooth say to the dentist as she was leaving? A: Fill me in when you get back
Q: How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
By the footprints in the butter!
Q: Did you hear the one about the virus? A: Never mind, I don't want to spread it around.
Q: What did the judge say to the dentist? A: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
Q: What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil? A: I hear the doctor is taking us out tonight!
The Lion's Birthday Party
Q: A plane is carrying one hundred bricks. One falls out. How many are left on the plane?
Q: What are the three steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge?
A: Open the fridge, put the giraffe in, and close the fridge.
Q: What are the four steps to putting an elephant in the fridge?
A: Open the fridge, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, and close the fridge.
Q: Today is the lion king’s birthday party. All animals except for one arrive. Which animal is missing and why?
A: The elephant is missing because he is still stuck in the fridge.
Q: Sally must cross an alligator-infested river in order to safely make it out of a huge jungle. Usually, the alligators would kill any animal that approaches their waters. However, Sally makes it across safely. Why?
A: All the alligators are at the lion king’s birthday party.
Q: Unfortunately, Sally still dies. How did she die?
A: She was hit in the head by a falling brick.