What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar and Flour.
What’s the opposite of Himalayan salt?
Herastandin pepper.
What did the salt say after it was pepper-sprayed?
That's nothing to sneeze at.
Did you know that if you poured salt on a cat's tail it will fall off?
It's true! And if you pour pepper on a cat's tail, the pepper will also fall off.
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
If they swam in pepper water they would sneeze.
When I was in basic training we couldn't have salt or pepper.
Those were reserved for the seasoned veterans.
A chap goes to see the doctor with salt on one ear and pepper on the other. The doctor says, “You need to start eating more sensibly”.