The peach sports organization rended a commercial peach for a game of peach ball.
The IT peach-guy is an expert in the field of peach synthesis.
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
Why did the daddy peach teach the child peach to shave? He was starting to grow peach fuzz.
This special peach school is for those Peach kids who are suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
The peach couple is in love. They seem to be born for peach other.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite game, it's peach ball.
Wondering about a peach's favorite movie? Well it has to be the 'King's Peach'.
Where do you store peach juice? Inside of a peach-er.
A peach biologist was looking for a peach-tree-dish for his upcoming experiment.
What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.
Americans were preparing peach gelatos, to demonstrate it's right to freeze peach!
Interesting fact: A nectarine can also be a peach if it does not have peach fuzz.
What song do young peaches love listening to? 'Papa don't peach'.
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
Back in the early 2010s, the peach children loved to flock around to listen to Peach Pit.
Wondering about a peach's favorite sci-fi novel? It's 'When You Peach Me'.
In the last peach race, I put $30 peach way on two new racers.
At a restaurant, the peach said, "Hey, I would like a peach of cake for dessert, thank you!"
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
The United Nations gave its members a basket of peaches on 21 September - the International Peach Day.
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
A cued peach visual communication system is used with people suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
On Valentine's Day, the peach said to his wife, "You will always have a peach of my heart!"
After I show a peach the way, it says: “I really ap-peach-iate your help!”
Unlike peaches, nectarines don't have any fuzz, because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.
Q: What happened to the peach who went to meet the knife?
A: He came back in many peaches.
Whenever the peach gets angry, it looks at my face and screams: “You are just a peach of sh*t!”
When the peach pit farewell to his friend, he said, "See you later, peach out".
I tried calling my fruit friend thrice, but could not peach him, as his phone was out of peach.
What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
Whenever the peach father gets mad at his son, he just screams loudly: “You are the son of a peach!”
After I helped a peach with some work, she said, "I really ap-peach-iate your help!"
Why does it take a while before a peach leaves a fruit basket? They have to give a goodbye peach first.
When the mama peach found out that his child had failed his class, she was s-peach-less.
How many peaches can you fit inside two cans? It depends how big the Toucans are and if they eat peaches.
If you are wondering about the most important constitutional right of a peach citizen, well, it's none other than freedom of peach.
While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."
Q: What’s a nectarine?
A: A peach with balding problems.
One should always practice what they peach.
My father gave me a peach. I told him that I wanted a pear. So he gave me another peach.
We are thinking of spending the night at the peach house, by the shore.
The fruit teacher taught figures of peach in today's class.
My mother told me to leave the peach cobbler alone on the table. But I couldn't help but watch the cobbler make the beautiful peach shoes.
The fruit stutters because it suffers from a peach impediment.
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
A sad peach can be really pit-iful, sometimes.
At a meeting, Mr. Tomato asked Mr. Peach, "Can you give me the peach cobbler's number, I need to mend my shoes".
Q: Who is Peach’s favorite actor?
A: Brad Pit.
Why did the peach go to the therapist? It was in a pit of despair.
My mother says: “Leave that peach cobbler alone on the table!” However, I cannot help myself and sneak in to watch it making beautiful peach shoes.
What do peach soldiers say to each other before they are sent into combat? – “Good luck and make sure you come back in one peach!”
Q: Why could the fruits not see anything?
A: It was peach black there.
The only fruit that makes me feel fuzzy and warm is a peach.
Q: Where do fruits like to go on vacations?
A: To the peach.
Q: Where do fruits manufacture their money?
A: Peach Mint.