"Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth." – Peter Ustinov
"Parenting is basically just listening to yourself talk because nobody else is." - Unknown
"The trouble with being a parent is that by the time you are experienced, you are unemployed." – Anonymous
“The only thing that kids wear out faster than shoes is their parents.”
- John J. Plomp.
“I would say that the hardest thing about being a parent is these goddamned kids.”
- Andy Richter.
“Parents of newborn babies are basically hostages in their own house with a severe case of Stockholm Syndrome.”
- Nate Smith.
“I’ve noticed that one thing about parents is that no matter what stage your child is in, the parents who have older children always tell you the next stage is worse.”
- Dave Barry.
“You’re making it difficult for me to be the parent I always imagined I would be." - Anonymous
“A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.” —Dave Barry
"Children aren’t happy without something to ignore, and that’s what parents were created for." – Ogden Nash
“90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.” - Anonymous
“No one is full of more false hope than a parent bringing a chair to the beach.” – @simoncholland
“Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.”
- David Frost.
"The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet." – Bill Cosby
"So I stepped away for like two seconds…” – the beginning of every parenting horror story." — Anonymous
“When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.” —Rodney Dangerfield
“The thing about parenting rules is there aren’t any. That’s what makes it so difficult.”
- Ewan McGregor.
“If you like people who do stupid sh#t all the time, become a parent." – Kelly Oxford
“Parents of newborn babies are basically hostages in their own house with a severe case of Stockholm Syndrome.” – Nate Smith