If Corona virus is just a beer virus..
Then it’s just a yeast infection!
Who is running the corona virus relief?
WHO??
What movie perfectly describes the corona virus?
No country for old men.
What do Saturday and Sunday have in common with the corona virus?
The weakend.
What's the difference between butter and the corona virus?
Corona actually spreads.
Girl, are you the Wuhan Corona Virus?
Because you’re taking my breath away.
Don't worry, the Corona Virus won't last long... It was made in China.
Tom Hanks just got the Corona virus.
They had to lock the whole Cast Away.
Woke up with sweats afraid I'd contracted the corona virus...
Changed into jeans and was all good.
With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together.
Why can't corona virus jokes go viral?
Because people are laughing into their elbows.
With Corona Virus spreading, I never thought our deaths will also be..
“Made in China”
While it’s taking a while for the Corona virus to reach other countries, China got it right off the bat.
John Travolta has been diagnosed with the Corona Virus.
He had chills that were multiplying.
Corona virus is just like pasta.
The Chinese invented it but the Italians will spread it all over the world.
As the local drunk, I'm quite worried about the corona virus.
It's got potential tequila lot of people.
A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus."
Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis...
Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta.
All because of a fusilli people.
Ok, so if the Corona Virus isn't about beer, why do I keep hearing about cases of it?
I broke up with my girlfriend after she contracted the corona virus
I’ve decided to wash my hands of her.
Why did the Chinese communist party try to cover up the outbreak of the corona virus disease?
They were afraid not everyone could get it.
Why are people buying so much toilet paper because of the corona virus?
Because when one person sneezes, 100 people shit themselves.