Why was the computer coughing?
It had a virus.
My computer's favorite singer is A Dell.
What is a computer's favorite animal?
A RAM.
My computer became self aware and asked for a snack.
I replied, "Sorry I'm fresh out of computer chips."
My computer wants to build a snowman.
It's frozen.
My computer is so slow it's running in the '90s.
Why did the computer come with airbags?
In case it crashed.
Why was the computer sad?
It was going un-node-iced.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
Where are dead computer hackers buried?
In decrypt.
Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!
Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
A. Microchips.
Where do computers go to dance?
The disk-O.
What was Hitler's favorite computer game?
Mein Kraft.
How do trees get on a computer?
They just log in.
Why did the computer crash?
It had a bad driver!
Q. Where do computers keep their money?
A. In a data bank.
What do you call a computer that plays tennis?
A server
I dropped my computer on my foot.
It mega-hurts.