What is your mouth’s favorite exercise?
Burpees.
What do you call a flower with a mouth?
Tulip.
what does Stalin use to wipe his mouth?
A Soviette.
What makes your mouth sad?
A tongue depressor.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
How do medieval cathedrals clean their mouths before bedtime?
They gargoyle.
What does a drunkard's mouth and a shirt have in common?
They are both 100% cotton.
Why do seals carry fish in their mouth?
Because they don't have pockets.
To all the people that don't cover their mouths then they cough.
You make me sick.
My son elbowed me in the mouth during a tickle fight
But that's ok. It was acci-dental.
I accidentally injured my girlfriend with a mouth organ.
I really didn't mean to harm Monica.
What do you call an Amish Man whose hand is in a horse’s mouth?
A mechanic.
Did you hear about the football player with the dirty mouth?
Yeah. He was an offensive lineman.
How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate his food before it was cool.
Rich people are born with a silver spoon in their mouth.
But polite french people are born with a s'il vous plaît.
If Colgate kills 99.9% of bacterias in mouth, what does Colgate sensitive do?
It kills 99.9% without hurting their feelings.
I got punched in the mouth by a drug addict today.
Now my jaw’s all methed up.
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it becomes a soap opera.
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth.
Now when I talk I have a weird axe scent.
"What's with that fruit taped to your mouth?" the doctor asked. "Covid-19 prevention," the patient replied.
"You need a bandana, not a banana!"
Some people think it's okay to wear your mask over your mouth while not covering your nose.
They're mouthbreathers.