How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!