A mosquito can fly, but a fly cannot mosquito.
I went to a mosquito themed restaurant.
It wasn't very good, though. After a few bites I got up and left.
Why cant a mosquito stand on his feet?
because they dont have mosquiTOES.
I saw a mosquito in the kitchen. I could have killed it, but I let it fly away...
That's probably going to come back to bite me later.
I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent.
Now it has no friends.
What does a mosquito say to greet his girlfriend?
"M'laria."
What is a mosquitos worst fear?
The S.W.A.T Team.
Once I told a joke about mosquitos...
It was malarious.
Why was the mosquito sad on christmas?
It was a bah hum bug.
What do you call an italian mosquito?
Malario.
A mosquito was trying to land on my arm.
I shook it and said:
"Not on my watch."
What do you call a mosquito with a turbo?
A bug-hati.
How do you measure a mosquito’s harddrive?
With bug bytes.
What do you call the worlds tallest mosquito?
Himalarya.
What do you call a fascist mosquito?
Benito Mosquitollini.
When you swat a mosquito on your arm
Its death is in vein.
Some see a puddle of mosquito larva.
I see a pool of enbitenment.
What do mosquitoes and relatives have in common?
They both share your blood.
Today I learned that mosquitoes love type-B blood.
Oops. sorry, type-O.
How many mosquito's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only 2, no idea how they got there.
What did the baby mosquito say after his first flight?
“Mama, mama! Did you see that? Everyone was clapping for me!”
What do you call a small, two winged insect resembling a mosquito that likes to keep the peace?
A diplognat!