“Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?”
— J.R.R. Tolkien
"There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, 'Good morning, God,' and the other is to say, 'Good God, morning'!"
– Fulton J. Sheen.
"I always say “Morning” instead of “Good Morning”. If it were a good morning, I would still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people."
– Unknown
“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.”
— Tony Smite
“Good morning is a contradiction of terms.”
— Jim Davis
“Morning will come, it has no choice.”
— Marty Rubin
“There is nowhere morning does not go.”
– Leah Hager Cohen
“I’m only a morning person on December 25th.”
– Unknown
"I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee."
– Terri Guillemets
"Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious."
— William Feather
"I hate mornings, they start so early."
— Janet Evanovich
"People who say “Good morning” should be forced to prove it."
– Unknown
"Lose an hour in the morning and you will spend all day looking for it." — Richard Whately
"Every morning is good; it’s not his fault that someone didn’t sleep well."
– Unknown
“Good morning world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.”
– Unknown
“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.”
— Glen Cook
"Work out in the morning, before your brain figures out what you’re doing."
– Unknown