Why is the moon a wanted criminal?
It’s constantly mooning people.
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
Mooning is very ASStrological
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.
He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
What holds the moon up?
Moonbeams!
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
How does a quarter moon always feel?
Crestfallen.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
What do moon people do after they get married?What do moon people do after they get married?
Go on their honeyearth.
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
Why is the moon so conceited at times?
It becomes full of itself.
Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might."
What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?
A Coco-naut
What do you call a meal from the moon?
A satellite dish.
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full