“I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.” — Shaquille O’Neal
“Money doesn’t solve all problems but it could solve my money problem.” – Anonymous
“When a fellow says it ain’t the money but the principle of the thing, it’s the money.” – Artemus Ward
“Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.” – Jackie Mason
"I am having an out-of-money experience." ~ Anonymous
“The trick is to stop thinking of it as ‘your’ money.” – IRS auditor
"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy." ~ Groucho Marx
"Money without brains is always dangerous." ~ Napoleon Hill
“People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.” ~ Joan Rivers
“It’s money. I remember it from when I was single” — Billy Crystal
"Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money." ~ Anonymous
“I am having an out of money experience." ~Author Unknown
“Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything else. Same with money.” — Satchel Paige
“People say money is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.”—Joan Rivers
“Money often costs too much." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
“I rob banks because that’s where the money is.” Willie Sutton.
“Money often costs too much.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson