How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?
What’s up Pussycat!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What's a mouse's least favorite record? What's up Pussycat! Why do mice need oiling? Because they squeak!