I introduced chocolate to milk. They did a chocolate milk shake.
What kind of milk do people drink in Mexico? Soy milk.
What if soy milk is just regular milk that's trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
What do you call a cow that doesn’t produce any milk? A milk dud!
The spoiled milk always got what it wanted.
I'm worried that the milk I got this morning was from a cloned cow. It tasted exactly like the milk I had yesterday.
I went into the library and asked for pint of milk. The librarian said 'this is a library'. So i whispered 'I'd like a pint of milk please'.
What’s a milk’s favorite fruit? Cow-conuts.
Why don’t cows drink artificial milk? It’s too pow-dairy.
How do you milk sheep ?
Release another iPhone.
Why is milk taller than you?
Because it's always pasteurize
Where do astronauts buy their milk? From the milky way!!!
Don't use raw milk to make butter
It's not worth the whisk
What do you call fraudulent milk? Cow-nterfeit.
Which book will be preferred by a man who sells milk? Cream and Punishment.
I can't drink milk. I lactose genes required to digest it.
Milk aliens have landed. They said 'take me to your litre'.
Milk is the fastest drink on the planet. It's pasteurized before you even see it.
Why did no one drink the youngest milk? Its parents spoiled it.
I tried wild ox milk
Turns out I'm yak-tose intolerant
What do you get when you drink milk
A moostache
What does a cow say to milk? I am your mother.
Where do Russians get all of their milk from? Mos-cow!