Why did one melon break up with the other melon?
“He didn’t know water problem was.”
What do you call a melon that commits a crime?
“A water-fellon!”
What do you call a serial killer watermelon? A slaughter melon.
What’s the only type of melon that changes colours at will? Well, a chamelon.
What was the watermelon’s naughty pick-up line?
“Want to see my melons?”
Why do watermelons take such a long time to make decisions?
“They’re always melon it over.”
Here’s another one; what about an otter who lives in an emptied out melon? An ottermelon.
You know what they say about when life gives you melons?
You might be dyslexic.
What does the watermelon say to its girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? – “You are one in a melon!”
What do you call a girl watermelon cop on the beat? A water fe-melon duty.
Did you hear about the elusive skating watermelon thief? Not really, the only description they got was a Caucasian melon wheels.
What do you call a girl with no arms, no legs, sitting in a watermelon patch?
“Melanie! (melon-y)”
They asked how the watermelon farmer felt after winning the lottery; clever bugger said he felt like a melon bucks.
Did you hear about the new watermelon powered cars set to come out next year? Yeah, it’s too bad you only get a water-melon the gallon.
I think it’s funny when I ask girls whether they would spit or swallow my seed if I was a watermelon. Unfortunately, almost all of them reply not in a hundred melon years.