What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.