What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!