Sam goes into Macy's, to the lingerie department, and he says to the salesgirl, "My wife has sent me in for a Jewish
bra, size 34B, and she said that you'd know what I meant."
The saleslady says, "Boy, it's been a long time since anybody's asked me for a Jewish
bra. They usually ask me for a Catholic
bra or a Salvation Army
bra or a Presbyterian
bra."
He says, "Well, what's the difference?"
"Well," she explains, "the Catholic
bra supports the masses, the Salvation Army
bra uplifts the downfallen, and the Presbyterian
bra keeps them staunch and upright."
He goes, "Well, then what's a Jewish
bra?"
"Oh, a Jewish
bra makes mountains out of molehills."