Why was the computer coughing?
It had a virus.
My computer's favorite singer is A Dell.
What is a computer's favorite animal?
A RAM.
My computer became self aware and asked for a snack.
I replied, "Sorry I'm fresh out of computer chips."
My computer wants to build a snowman.
It's frozen.
My computer is so slow it's running in the '90s.
Why did the computer come with airbags?
In case it crashed.
Why was the computer sad?
It was going un-node-iced.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
Where are dead computer hackers buried?
In decrypt.
Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!
Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
A. Microchips.
Where do computers go to dance?
The disk-O.
What was Hitler's favorite computer game?
Mein Kraft.
How do trees get on a computer?
They just log in.
Why did the computer crash?
It had a bad driver!
Q. Where do computers keep their money?
A. In a data bank.
What do you call a computer that plays tennis?
A server
I dropped my computer on my foot.
It mega-hurts.
Why do computers wear glasses?
To improve their web-sight.
The computer wanted to get out of the house, so it used the Windows.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
If a cat broke your computer...
Would it be that an error has o-purred ?
Why do cats like computers the best?
Cuz they have a mouse.
I joined a support group for former computer hackers.
Anonymous Anonymous.
What did the baby computer call its father?
Data.
What do computers do on a beach vacation?
Surf the net.
Why did the spider get on the computer?
To check his website.
How do lumberjacks shut down their computers?.
They log off.
How does a computer learn something new?
Bit by bit.
The shark and the computer are so alike. They both have and use their megabytes.
Why can't elephants use computers?
Because they're scared of the mouse.
Why did the person throw their computer cabinet in the air?
They wanted to store it in the cloud.
Why did the computer wear glasses?
To improve its web sight.
Why did the computer spy get fired?
She couldn't hack it.