The Mozart Effect: Makes a child smarter and more mathematical along with a higher IQ The Haydn Effect: Child is witty and quick on his feet, quite often bringing a grin to the faces of those around him. Despite this he exhibits remarkable humility. The Bach Effect: Child memorizes Scripture and says his prayers every day; may overwhelm listeners with his speech. The Handel Effect: Much like the Bach Effect; in addition, the child may exhibit dramatic behavior. The Beethoven Effect: Child develops a superiority complex and is prone to violent tantrums; is a perfectionist. The Liszt Effect: Child speaks rapidly and extravagantly, but never really says anything important The Bruckner Effect: Child speaks very slowly and repeats himself frequently. Gains a reputation for profundity. The Grieg Effect: This child is quirky yet cheery. May be prone toward Norwegian folklore. The Ives Effect: Child develops a remarkable ability to carry on several separate conversations at once. The