At my first job
I was
working in an
orange juice factory, but
I got canned.
I just couldn't concentrate.
Then
I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but
I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
After that,
I tried being a tailor,
but
I wasn't suited for it - mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
Next,
I tried
working at Starbucks,
but
I had to quit because
I got tired of the same old grind.
Then,
I tried being a chef -
I figured it would add spice to my life, but
I just didn't have the thyme.
Next,
I tried
working in a deli,
but any way
I sliced it,
I just couldn't cut the mustard.
My best job was as a musician,
but
I eventually found
I wasn't noteworthy.
I studied for a long time to become a doctor, but
I didn't have any patience.
Next up was a job in a shoe
factory -
I tried hard, but
I just didn't fit in.
After that,
I became a fisherman,
but
I discovered
I couldn't live on my net income.
Next,
I managed to get a job at a pool maintenance company,
but the
work was too draining.
So after that
I got a job at a workout center, but they said
I wasn't fit for the job.
After many years of trying to find steady
work,
I finally got a job as a historian,
but
I realized there was no future in it.
My last job was when
I tried
working in a muffler
factory,
but that was too exhausting.
So,
I tried retirement!
And
I Found I'm PERFECT For the Job!