It’s so hot that my chocolate milk is now hot cocoa.
It’s so hot all chocolate is hot chocolate.
It’s so hot that hot water now comes out of both taps.
It’s so hot the trees are whistling for the dogs.
It’s so hot that the oven got jealous.
It’s so hot that my kite crashed and burned.
It’s so hot my dream house is an igloo.
It’s so hot firecrackers light themselves.
It’s so hot Jehovah’s Witnesses started telemarketing.
It’s so hot even the artificial flowers are dying.
It’s so hot everyone is wearing sweat pants.
It’s so hot that my sprinkler released steam.
It’s so hot ice pops are melting in the freezer.
It’s so hot they installed a fan in the debt ceiling.
It’s so hot all the sand on the beach is now glass.
It’s so hot even my wife’s heart is melting.
It's so hot that I went to hell just to cool off.
It’s so hot you need a spatula to remove your clothing.
It’s so hot I’m sweating like a politician on election day.
It’s so hot you realize asphalt has a liquid state.
It's so hot out that my sweat is sweating.
It’s so hot that Tabasco sauce tastes mild.
It’s so hot that corn on the stalks starts popping.
It’s so hot fire ants are really on fire.
It’s so hot my campfire lit itself.
It's so hot that all the water buffalo at the zoo evaporated.
It's so hot that you can fry an egg on the sidewalk!
It’s so hot that I renamed my pig “Bacon.”
It’s so hot McDonald’s is frying burgers on parked cars.
It was so hot that my gold jewelry melted.
It was so hot that the soles of my shoes melted.
It’s so hot polar bears are wearing sunscreen.
It’s so hot your clothes iron themselves.