Went to church on Halloween
Turned out to be a blessing in disguise
What does a placebo say on Halloween?
“Trick or Treatment!”
Friend: What are you gonna be for halloween? Me: Drunk!
I let my kids pick my Halloween costume this year. They chose a hot dog...
... this is going to be my wurst Halloween ever.
What do birds give out on Halloween?
Tweets.
What did the Turkey do on Halloween?
He was a goblin
“Halloween” = an excuse for girls to dress up like sluts.
What is Halloween's favorite medicine?
Any brand of coffin cold.
What do Italians eat on Halloween?
Fettuccine Afraid-O
My dad has been making Halloween related puns all morning
He's now asking that I call him the Halloween Pun King.
Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!
How do Rednecks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin!
What's the best part about the end of Halloween?
Putting the skeletons back in the closet!
Did you guys hear about the airplane that dressed up for Halloween?
It was in disguise.
Why didn't the mummy finish his Halloween candy?
Because he was stuffed!
Did you hear about the train that dressed up for Halloween?
It became a fright train.
What do you call a Halloween boner? Petrified wood
I was a bit worried about making breakfast on Halloween
But I ain't afraid of no toast.
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