Orange you excited for Halloween?
I let my kids pick my Halloween costume this year. They chose a hot dog...
... this is going to be my wurst Halloween ever.
“I found this humerus” is the perfect Halloween pun for boneheads.
What do birds give out on Halloween?
Tweets.
What did the Turkey do on Halloween?
He was a goblin
“Halloween” = an excuse for girls to dress up like sluts.
Went to church on Halloween
Turned out to be a blessing in disguise
What does a placebo say on Halloween?
“Trick or Treatment!”
Friend: What are you gonna be for halloween? Me: Drunk!
My dad has been making Halloween related puns all morning
He's now asking that I call him the Halloween Pun King.
What do mummies like listening to on Halloween? Wrap music!
What is Halloween's favorite medicine?
Any brand of coffin cold.
What do Italians eat on Halloween?
Fettuccine Afraid-O
What's the best part about the end of Halloween?
Putting the skeletons back in the closet!
How do Rednecks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin!
Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!
I'm going to need to exorcise a lot after all this Halloween candy.
Did you hear about the train that dressed up for Halloween?
It became a fright train.
Did you guys hear about the airplane that dressed up for Halloween?
It was in disguise.
Don’t be a jerk-o-lantern this Halloween — share your candy!
I hope these Halloween puns don't drive you batty.
What do you call a Halloween boner? Petrified wood
Why didn't the mummy finish his Halloween candy?
Because he was stuffed!
No matter what costumes they wear, when the Halloween candy comes out, everyone is a goblin!
I was a bit worried about making breakfast on Halloween
But I ain't afraid of no toast.